orders are now being taken for the much anticipated paragraph novels gentlemen's reading jackets. due to the extremely high quality demands and product standards of the paragraph novels, every reading jacket is hand made by the singhalese people in the villages of lower ceylon and quality inspected on location by tribal elders in local drinking establishments before export. please allow twelve to eighteen months for shipping as we hand make every reading jacket to order, and only ship our product via lebanese steam ships and tahitian junkers bound for the atlantic, space willing. please note that our fabrics are of an exotic nature and have not been approved by any known safety organization, so we kindly ask that you specify on all orders if you have any known issues with coconut husk or himalayan monkey dander.
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7 comments:
Put me down for a dozen, Christmas is just around the corner. Damn the monkey dander, I can just feel myself becoming more sophisticated just thinking about them. The jackets, not the monkeys.
I usually don't dress my 2 cats but...I'm pretty sure they'd LOVE to have "the gentlemen's reading jacket" to sport while the 3 of us curl up together to read your stories.
3 gentlemen's reading jackets please. 2 of them cat size please.
Thanks!
I'm curious what the tribal elders are drinking whilest they quality-inspect.
I forgot to thank you for the recent delivery of my 'smoking jacket.' Sadly the waiting time of 7 years proved too long for my will-power and I quit in the interim. All is not lost as I have an acquaintance who is still deeply under the spell of lady nicotine. She will put it to good use.
re the reading jacket I have to claim that I find glasses more effective.
I know you're busy being fly AND filling orders for "the gentlemen's reading jacket", but I need you over at my blog site ASAP. Will you contribute one of your fine words so that I may weave a story using it? I hope so!
Thank you for the wonderful words that you contributed.
as a very low life dandy i will take a dozen but in assorted colours from crimson through to turquoise
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