untold pleasures await you

now you can get up to 5% more pleasure from the paragraph novels simply by clicking on the novel titles. because here at the paragraph novels, we know what you want, and we know how to give it to you.

*author's note: canadians may experience only 4% more pleasure.

13 comments:

Mere Existence said...

I like it... a lot. I'd say that you should take some time for yourself though... you know, catch a movie, walk the dog, say hi to the wife and kids, but I won't say that. I need more writing and art, now.

Perfect Virgo said...

Came by to collect my extra 5% pleasure. I note you were careful to offer only up to 5%. I only registered 3.9% at first but vigorous rubbing is now slowly nudging the needle up.

By the way your request for cash has been passed to my bankers. I imagine they will consider you sympathetically but don't wait up! Blast, I promised I would stop using exclamation marks.

Lizabeth said...

Annndd I'm spent.

Akh said...

Oh-my-gawd, you people are great! This is fantabulous!

Perfect Virgo said...

Thank you for your recent kind comment and the honour of a link. You might notice I have already taken the liberty of adding a link to you at the 'Buick City Complex'. I trust that's ok with you.

Your stories have me laughing like a drain and that's pretty unusual I can tell you. Very glad to have made your virtual acquaintance.

superflywebpimp said...

mere existence, a comrade in arms, i thank you.

perfect virgo, i raise my glass to you sir.

Ms Bees Knees said...

Nice. I likey likey.

Thomas said...

A great idea for a blog. Though some of us might like this great idea and start stealing it for ourselves.

My_GirL said...

Thankyou for visiting my site =) And thanks for the words you said about liking how my site looks. Well, it´s a personal site where I write about my feellings, passions, sorrows and wharever i want... =) Today is poetry day here in brazil, so I was talking about a poet that i like and also there is a link, on the top, where you can listen a old music that is a poem by Vinícius de Moraes (one of our best poets - already dead). The poem is called "I don´t exist without you". it´s very beautiful. =)
I liked to visit your site too, and the idea is very cool. I´ll be back to read more... =) bye

Molicious said...

You've made all my dreams come true. :o)

lilmoe said...

very thing in your blog is perfect!

Akh said...

jeez, invision me naked already!

Queen Neetee said...

Maybe I'm misusing your site because I'm getting *whispers* 10% more pleasure. But really, that's no problem at all.

You're the best!